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Flatulence Underwear
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Flatulence Underwear

Farty Pants

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  • Absorbs and neutralises those unwanted trouser fumes
  • Trump away on the old gluteal tuba to your (f)heart's content
  • No need to clench and hold in that uncomfortable trapped wind
  • Harnesses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits
  • Capable of stopping smells 200x stronger than the average guff
  • Prevent those horrific crowded elevator moments


Some people say that flatulence should be seen and not heard. These people are clearly very confused and probably already wrestling with their own horrendous southerly vapours. Farts should be heard and not smelt, and arguably not even heard.

Flatulence Underwear allows you to finally trump with confidence, safe in the knowledge that those unwanted trouser fumes won't sting the nostrils of anyone nearby. These ordinary looking undergarments contain a highly porous carbon back-panel, so the next time there's a roar from the rump, the odorous smog becomes trapped and neutralised by the cloth.

Harnessing the same technology found in chemical warfare suits, these powerful pants are capable of stopping smells 200 times stronger than the average fart. If they're good enough for Mustard Gas then they can easily handle your full-bodied and intriguing stenches.

Everyone knows someone with obnoxious wind habits – a bona fide bench-warmer, a fragrant and shameless one-man jazz band. Or perhaps you are the one guilty of blowing the old bum bugle a little too frequently? Whoever it is, they can pull on these gas-trapping pantaloons and trump away to their (f)heart's content.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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8 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Bought for my hubby and he loved them, so has everyone else he has been around basking in orderless air."
    Damien - 9th of May, 2016
  • "Bought for the boyfriend, as close to breaking up with him for his unbearable farts. They work! Will be buying more!"
    Sasha - 10th of March, 2016
  • "Funny gift. A lot of laughs."
    Diana - 22nd of January, 2016
  • "They really do work !!!!"
    Jay - 29th of September, 2015
  • "Was a gift for my father and it has benefitted all of us. Very funny and he appreciated it, I hope. Really works and is very comfortable!"
    Mczd - 12th of August, 2015