- Wrap a concerningly realistic rubber fish around your feet
- Line-caught rubber sliders, fresh outta the North Sea
- Two sizes, for small and large feeted fish fans
- For the trendy pal who’s still trying to make ‘sea punk’ happen
- Makes a satisfying little slapping sound when you walk
Guys. Put those faux fur Fenty sliders in the bin. There’s a new summer shoe in town and it is… quite something.
These fishy flip flops are a bream come true. Look at them. We don’t even need to describe them, you can tell.
We would say the designer did it for the halibut, but they clearly put a lot of work into these. From scales to tail, these eye catching examples of haute couture excellence are worryingly intricate and realistic. Thank goodness embedding smells in shoes isn’t a thing yet.
We won’t carp on about it, they’re honest to cod amazing. Right, that’s enough puns. Maybe one more. We’re all about that bass. There we are.
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