F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
  • F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur

F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur

Clink clink, hun

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  • Empowerment is a drink best served on the rocks
  • The sweet tears of fuckboys, bottled
  • Juicy passionfruit and tropical mango flavoured
  • If the passion has gone, you gotta let that man-go
  • Did we mention these tears are shimmery?
  • Limited edition - a bit like their love for you

Description

When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy… He’s a fuckboy.

You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their sadness.

All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passionfruit and mango flavoured glittery gin liqueur. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock a torrential wash of holographic shimmer, knowing no fuckboy is gonna mess you around again.

Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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14 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "If you or anyone is a Ho and you hate boys or just eat them up. Drink this. Gives you more strength to stand up to the fuck boys. Eat em up!"
    - 15th of January, 2020
  • "Good product!"
    - 9th of January, 2020
  • "great gift was a secret Santa present for a friend of mine which he absolutely loved. he even asked for the website so he could buy more!"
    - 27th of December, 2019
  • "Goin down a treat need more "
    - 27th of December, 2019
  • "Will make you smile and chase them tears away "
    - 9th of December, 2019