We don’t sell the Father's Day Mystery Box anymore, sorry!

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We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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He’s the man who made you (unless you’re the result of a shady government experiment). Sure he had a little help a great deal of help from your Mum, but there’s no denying he had a lot to do with it.
  • Bought you your first beer (when you were scarcely 9 years old)
  • Taught you how to ride a bicycle (removed the stabilisers and let you nearly kill yourself)
  • Gave you a knock-off toy and pretended it was the real thing
  • Over-shared horrendous sexual adventures from his teenage years
  • Sort-of improved your musical tastes
  • Replaced your dead pets with lookalikes and didn’t tell you
Yup, your dad definitely did all of these “classic” acts of fatherhood. Now it’s time to give something back, give your dad a Father’s Day present he wasn’t expecting. Ignore the stereotypical clichéd daddy dross and get him the wondrous gift of mystery.

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He’s the man who made you (unless you’re the result of a shady government experiment). Sure he had a little help a great deal of help from your Mum, but there’s no denying he had a lot to do with it.
  • Bought you your first beer (when you were scarcely 9 years old)
  • Taught you how to ride a bicycle (removed the stabilisers and let you nearly kill yourself)
  • Gave you a knock-off toy and pretended it was the real thing
  • Over-shared horrendous sexual adventures from his teenage years
  • Sort-of improved your musical tastes
  • Replaced your dead pets with lookalikes and didn’t tell you
Yup, your dad definitely did all of these “classic” acts of fatherhood. Now it’s time to give something back, give your dad a Father’s Day present he wasn’t expecting. Ignore the stereotypical clichéd daddy dross and get him the wondrous gift of mystery.