If you're a fan of Family Guy you'll know that the funniest character in the entire animated shebang is Stewie Griffin. That's because this evil little imp has a single ambition: total world domination. And that's pretty impressive for a one-year-old who still soils himself on a daily basis.
With his increasingly camp British accent, American football-shaped bonce and hilarious one-liners, Stewie has cult hero written all over
him. And that's undoubtedly why he's now been given the talking keychain treatment. Yes, baby talk fans, the Stewie In Your Pocket
Talking Keychain is a pocket-sized electronic gizmo that allows you to enjoy the withering wit of the world's most malevolent
toddler whenever and wherever you want. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of six classic Stewie quotes.
Hear Stewies' utterances by clicking the links below:
Needless to say, the comedic value of this nifty little device is immeasurable, even if listeners are completely unaware of the
fact Stewie celebrated the anniversary of his escape from his mother's 'cursed ovarian Bastille' by attempting to assassinate her
with chocolate grenades. Indeed, if it wasn't for Stewie's lack of toilet training and reliance on 'parentally provided sustenance'
he would have already gained complete control of the world!
And it's ridiculous character traits like this that make Stewie so supremely quotable. So don't put up with pub bores who keep
getting their one-liners in an infernal muddle. Zap 'em with a genuine Stewie quote and silence them for all eternity. If you don't
you shall rue this day. Well go on, start ruing!