Seeing as the majority of humanity is now generating cognitive content in emoji, why not spread a little Christmas cheer with the world's favourite visual communication system.
Get giddy over an iOS update? You're not going to believe your eyes when you see these spectacular shatterproof baubles.
A festive must, this is a sure way to trump the competition's decorative skills. Competitors being your nan. Knock her and the rest of your loved ones away with these one-of-a-kind trinkets. And remember to never communicate with words again. Words are rubbish.