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Funny little container

Forget sophisticated humour, bad taste jokes and violent slapstick. If you want to guarantee laughs wherever you may roam you need our Emergency Clown Nose.

It’s not big and it’s certainly not clever but this amusingly packaged, bright red sponge schnozzle will make even the most sensible Fireboxer look totally ridiculous. Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions, or award it to the office grouch. ‘What are you, some kind of clown?’ You can even have fun terrifying coulrophobics*. The possibilities are endless. And silly. And guaranteed to raise a titter, whatever the circumstances.

Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions

Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions

If this doesn’t make ‘em laugh you might as well drop your pants, jump on the nearest table and whistle the Birdie Song whilst chucking custard pies and honking a horn. Actually you should. It’ll be even funnier.

*Get Googling, kids!

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Product info

Description

Funny little container

Forget sophisticated humour, bad taste jokes and violent slapstick. If you want to guarantee laughs wherever you may roam you need our Emergency Clown Nose.

It’s not big and it’s certainly not clever but this amusingly packaged, bright red sponge schnozzle will make even the most sensible Fireboxer look totally ridiculous. Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions, or award it to the office grouch. ‘What are you, some kind of clown?’ You can even have fun terrifying coulrophobics*. The possibilities are endless. And silly. And guaranteed to raise a titter, whatever the circumstances.

Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions

Wear it to board meetings, pop it on at kids’ parties and clown conventions

If this doesn’t make ‘em laugh you might as well drop your pants, jump on the nearest table and whistle the Birdie Song whilst chucking custard pies and honking a horn. Actually you should. It’ll be even funnier.

*Get Googling, kids!