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Effing Soap
  • Effing Soap

Effing Soap

Clean up your act

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  • A fragrant reminder to start every morning with a F*CK
  • The perfect way to give the gift of hygiene. And stress
  • All ingredients vegan, not tested on animals, but still inedible
  • Plenty of time to leave the country after nan’s birthday


Ah, a hilarious, hygienic hark back to the glorious art of pranking.

Effing Soap is a wonderful way to have a laugh at your friends expense, make nan choke on her sherry, or simply assess the cleanliness of your nearest ‘n dearest.

Deceivingly innocent in appearance, this white vanilla soap is cocooned within charmingly twee cream packaging, the bar itself engraved delicately with the motto ‘Live Laugh Love’. Enjoyably, after roughly a fortnight of use a juicy big F*CK reveals itself. Suspense not your poison? The Floaty F*CK bar may be more to your taste. A clear bar boasting a glaringly obvious cheeky red F*CK.

So, if after a few weeks nan hasn’t left you an angry voicemail instructing you to wash your mouth out - it’s likely her that needs a ruddy good scrubbing. Dirty mare.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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2 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "What more could you want to make you smile in the morning?"
    Katie - 3rd of June, 2015
  • "Excellent - lovely packaged and smells nice too."
    Vicky - 17th of April, 2015