- Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
- The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
- Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
- Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
- Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians
Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.
Two unassuming black boxes to choose from – one containing a mix of three gourmet chocolate sphincters, the other containing six identical bung holes. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.
It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.
This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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