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Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"

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Edible Anus
  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians
Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

The unassuming black display box contains three gourmet chocolate sphincters, each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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40 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Totally genius! Absolutely hilarious and I can’t wat for my friends to unwrap this 😂"
    Chloe - 6th of December, 2017
  • "great packaging looks very business like which makes opening them up and seeing three little! anus chocolates quite funny. great gift "
    Rebecca - 19th of September, 2017
  • "Hilarious gift for a gastric surgeon who seemed very amused by the biologically correct chocolates "
    Jonny - 24th of May, 2017
  • "Amazing fun gift"
    Wesley - 17th of February, 2017
  • "Well received. Chocolate bums always a treat."
    Sean - 13th of February, 2017