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Edible Anus
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Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"

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  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

One unassuming black box containing six identical gourmet milk chocolate sphincters. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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58 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "I ordered these as a Christmas present for my best mate and I can’t wait for him to open them on Christmas morning. I know he will love them"
    - 29th of November, 2018
  • "Look brilliant. Packaging sounded loose inside this item. Haven't tried as they are a gift."
    Nick - 13th of June, 2018
  • "Perfect gift, played joke well and looks great"
    William - 25th of April, 2018
  • "really funny good laugh"
    Robyn - 17th of April, 2018
  • "A beautifully presented box of anus... ani... anuses... The look on work mates faces when i ask if they would like to taste my anus"
    Dave - 5th of April, 2018