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Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus

Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"

  • Tray
    In Stock£9.99$14.09€11.39
  • Triple Box
    In Stock£6.99$9.89€8.00
  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians
Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

Two unassuming black boxes to choose from – one containing a mix of three gourmet chocolate sphincters, the other containing six identical bung holes. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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48 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "1 white, 1 milk and 1 dark chocolate Anus wrapped in tidy packaging.. "
    Graham - 20th of February, 2018
  • "My girlfriend loved this valentine's day gift, and the debate that came with it where we agreed the plural of anus should definitely be anii"
    Chloe - 16th of February, 2018
  • "A great gift for a Secret Santa recipient who requested 'chocolate' "
    AaryaS - 10th of January, 2018
  • "Arrived in good condition and as described. Generated a good few laughs."
    Peter - 30th of December, 2017
  • "Gift for our brother in law! He loved them :) I loved the cute fancy little box these little buttholes sit in ;) "
    Claire - 30th of December, 2017

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