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Edible Anus
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Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"



Expected in stock: 10th Aug, 2020

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Edible Anus
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  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

One unassuming black box containing six identical gourmet milk chocolate sphincters. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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85 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Ass-tastic! Bought this as a Valentine’s Day gift for my boyfriend. He loved it! Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase you are what you eat"
    - 9th of March, 2020
  • "Delicious and funny"
    - 6th of March, 2020
  • "Well you can’t beat a chocolate anus - I will be giving these as part of a present for my friends 40th - I’m sure she will love them 😊"
    - 4th of March, 2020
  • "Overpriced chocolate but cute. "
    - 26th of February, 2020
  • "Bought these amazing anuses for a Christmas gift for family, when they were received we all spent the next hour looking for the best gifts."
    - 28th of January, 2020