Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus
  • Edible Anus

Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"

  • Tray
    In Stock£9.99$13.29€11.39
  • Triple Box
    In Stock£6.99$9.29€8.00
  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Well-loved by Graham Norton and Stephen Fry
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

Two unassuming black boxes to choose from – one containing a mix of three gourmet chocolate sphincters, the other containing six identical bung holes. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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56 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Perfect gift, played joke well and looks great"
    William - 25th of April, 2018
  • "really funny good laugh"
    Robyn - 17th of April, 2018
  • "A beautifully presented box of anus... ani... anuses... The look on work mates faces when i ask if they would like to taste my anus"
    Dave - 5th of April, 2018
  • "Really funny gift! A little smaller than expected. But then what size are edible anus’??"
    Emily - 29th of March, 2018
  • "Finally: chocolate covered starfishes."
    Katy - 28th of March, 2018

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