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Edible Anus
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Edible Anus

"It's not Terry's, it's mine"

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Edible Anus
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  • Give them a present from the heart of your bottom
  • The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift
  • Belgian chocolate, British anus. Tasteless, yet absolutely delicious
  • Fruit and nut version available soon
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

One unassuming black box containing six identical gourmet milk chocolate sphincters. Each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger.

It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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77 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Hilarious - gift for a friend and they loved it!"
    - 14th of August, 2019
  • "funny joke gift, got the laugh i wanted so perfect. "
    - 15th of May, 2019
  • "An excellent and funny gift"
    - 22nd of March, 2019
  • "Delicious and hilarious, the look on my friends face was amazing"
    - 27th of February, 2019
  • "This is a great present for someone who talks about “sh!t” all the time "
    - 21st of February, 2019