Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick

My dick in a box

  • Milk Chocolate
  • White Chocolate
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This is only available at Firebox!
  • Tell someone to eat a dick in the nicest way possible
  • Delicious, rich chocolate... shaped like a big knob!
  • Obscenely detailed for the ultimate cocoa-based up yours
  • Comes in a nonchalant floral presentation box for a big surprise
  • Step aside hollow eggs, there’s a new best chocolate format and it’s solid
V - The following products are suitable for vegetarians: White Chocolate.


Not to go all Sinead O’Connor but nothing compares to the delight of opening a mysterious floral box to find a giant chocolate cock and balls to feast on. Merely telling someone to eat a dick in person (AKA the old fashioned way) lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Where’s the surprise, the panache?

Now you can anonymously give your friends, family, colleagues or enemies a sweet shafty snack through the post in the form of Eat A Dick. Arriving in an immaculately tasteful presentation box, your innocent recipient will be none the wiser that they’re about to unleash a delicious dong to chomp on.

Once the shock wears off, the lucky owner of this mighty member has the joy of tucking into a whopping 8oz of premium chocolate made with high-grade cocoa and quality natural ingredients, none of that cheap muck for YOUR chocolate pecker.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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15 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "lovely, discreet packaging I was supprised by its life like features couldn't wait to remove it from its package to start gobbling delicious"
    - 17th of June, 2020
  • "My friend loved this gift! Also very pleased with the speed of delivery! "
    - 22nd of May, 2020
  • "It was beautiful. The feeling was amazing opening my beautiful snack. I will say I'd avoid eating this in church my moans for me odd looks"
    - 8th of May, 2020
  • "Its very good "
    - 30th of April, 2020
  • "Absolutely brilliant as a joke gift. The chocolate is delicious. It was quite a bit smaller than expected, but nonetheless a great laugh. "
    - 22nd of April, 2020