Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick
  • Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick

My dick in a box

White Chocolate
  • White Chocolate
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  • Tell someone to eat a dick in the nicest way possible
  • Delicious, rich chocolate... shaped like a big knob!
  • Obscenely detailed for the ultimate cocoa-based up yours
  • Comes in a nonchalant floral presentation box for a big surprise
  • Step aside hollow eggs, there’s a new best chocolate format and it’s solid
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Not to go all Sinead O’Connor but nothing compares to the delight of opening a mysterious floral box to find a giant chocolate cock and balls to feast on. Merely telling someone to eat a dick in person (AKA the old fashioned way) lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Where’s the surprise, the panache?

Now you can anonymously give your friends, family, colleagues or enemies a sweet shafty snack through the post in the form of Eat A Dick. Arriving in an immaculately tasteful presentation box, your innocent recipient will be none the wiser that they’re about to unleash a delicious dong to chomp on.

Once the shock wears off, the lucky owner of this mighty member has the joy of tucking into a whopping 8oz of premium chocolate made with high-grade cocoa and quality natural ingredients, none of that cheap muck for YOUR chocolate pecker.
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Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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8 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Amazing, it was a great way to start giving the presents on Christmas Day. "
    - 3rd of January, 2019
  • "this really is the ultimate chocolate manhood to chomp on. Truly chocolicious om nom nom 😂😂"
    - 2nd of November, 2018
  • "Literally the best gift I’ve ever purchased. My friend absolutely loved it! Amazing "
    - 1st of November, 2018
  • "My mum loved sucking on this delicious piece of chocolate "
    - 30th of October, 2018
  • "Amazing 😂 Love how you’d never tell until you open in what’s going to be inside 😂 So funny!"
    - 24th of October, 2018