Not to go all Sinead O’Connor but nothing compares to the delight of opening a mysterious floral box to find a giant chocolate cock and balls to feast on. Merely telling someone to eat a dick in person (AKA the old fashioned way) lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Where’s the surprise, the panache?
Now you can anonymously give your friends, family, colleagues or enemies a sweet shafty snack through the post in the form of Eat A Dick. Arriving in an immaculately tasteful presentation box, your innocent recipient will be none the wiser that they’re about to unleash a delicious dong to chomp on.
Once the shock wears off, the lucky owner of this mighty member has the joy of tucking into a whopping 8oz of premium chocolate made with high-grade cocoa and quality natural ingredients, none of that cheap muck for YOUR chocolate pecker.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.