Endless hours spent learning the same old tiresome languages of Europe, only to find yourself barely able to say "Hello there. Do you like swimming? Where is the library?" That's great, it really is, but isn't it time you learned to speak the powerful native tongue of a savage, horse-mounted warrior race?
Living Language Dothraki: A Conversational Language contains everything you need to carry out a fully-fledged conversation in Dothraki. The beginner-friendly coursebook features a step-by-step guide to pronunciation, basic phrases, grammar explanations, exercises to test yourself, the works. This is all accompanied by a one-hour audio CD full of essential phrases and vocabulary so you can speak with confidence &nash; there's no use being a merciless warrior if you're going to mince your words.
This proven 4-step method actually teaches you a whole language so you can express yourself rather than just memorising and reciting words. Gather your fellow tribesmen and soon you'll be bellowing out phrases like "Vosecchi! San athchomari yeraan!" and "Khalakka dothrae mr'anah!" in no time.
All that remains is to braid your hair, put on two stone of pure lean muscle and lay on a sun-bed until you're a lovely golden brown colour. Oh and learn to ride a horse.