Fumbling with keyrings, mashing bottles against tabletops, ruining your precious teeth – struggling to prize open a beer is rarely a momentous occasion. You need the uncompromising jaws of the Dinosaur Bottle Opener
Tear into a cold one with a pre-historic beast; its arms may be pathetically short but this T-rex makes quick work of your bottle caps. A bottle opener like no other, this colossal creature is crafted from cast iron and has an incredible weight to it.
With its stylish looks and impressive heft, this is more than just a mere bottle opener. A door stop? A paper weight? A book end? A creative murder weapon?* You decide.