Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas
  • Die Hard Christmas

Die Hard Christmas

An Illustrated Holiday Classic

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  • Our favourite Christmas film gets the children's storybook treatment
  • Written by comedian Doogie Horner, illustrated by JJ Harrison
  • Penned in the charming poetic style of 'The Night before Christmas'
  • 32 pages of shoeless, gun-toting, festive fun
  • A fun way to teach your children how to negotiate a hostage situation


"They spoke not a word and unloaded big crates.
They cut the phone lines and locked all the grates"

Ditch 'The Jolly Christmas Postman' and 'The Polar Express' because the greatest Christmas film of all time has finally been given the children's storybook treatment.

Mimicking the whimsical poetic stylings of 'The Night before Christmas' and featuring delightfully festive illustrations – our shoeless hero single-handedly dispatches the terrorists and saves the day in this classic high-rise adventure.

Die Hard Christmas is full of gun-toting festive fun and guaranteed to be your new favourite yuletide read.

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9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "This is incredible. Our favourite Christmas movie- can’t wait to give it as a gift to my boyfriend "
    - 8th of November, 2018
  • "Ho ho ho... I've got an awesome book!"
    Keith - 11th of January, 2018
  • "Caused much hilarity and is apparently a new Christmas Eve tradition for the recipient."
    Caroline - 28th of December, 2017
  • "Brilliantly funny present. My boyfriend hasn’t seen it yet but I know he’s going to love it. He hasn’t stopped talking about Die Hard "
    Holly - 17th of December, 2017
  • "Finally a version of Die Hard you can tell to your children. "
    Katherine Hughes - 15th of December, 2017