Despair Posters
Despair Posters
Despair Posters
Despair Posters

Despair Posters

Don't despair. Oh okay then, do!
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The last posters we bought were of a tennis player scratching her botty and a bunch of dogs playing poker. Indeed, buying posters for your home or office is a bit passé these days, isn't it? Well no, not if they're Despair Posters.

Created by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Inc., these hilariously sceptical, wonderfully witty lithographs (that's posh speak for posters) are adorned with five utterly demotivating designs accompanied by brilliantly demoralising words of wisdom. In fact, they're the perfect antidote to all the optimistic, thigh-slapping drivel currently doing the rounds. Click here to see all five designs.

Despair Posters Ideal for perennial pessimists, underachievers and the unceasingly unsuccessful, each 24"x30" poster is printed on heavyweight, premium paper stock, and is just the thing to display wherever motivation might raise its foolishly jovial head. After all, there's no point plastering your walls with David Brent-style axioms if you don't believe that simple solutions can cure complex problems.

Despite their relentlessly sarky tone, the accompanying photography on each Despair Poster is beautifully shot and incredibly eye-catching; in fact you could be mistaken for thinking the posters carried genuinely upbeat messages. Thankfully, just like real life, you'll be pleasantly disappointed.

Great for grouches and malevolent wits, Despair Posters also make brilliant gifts for upbeat dimwits because they'll encourage them to keep speculative opinions to themselves by reminding them that life really does suck. Praise be, there is a cure for hope - and its name is the Despair Poster!

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    Free UK Delivery Over £100
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    Description
    The last posters we bought were of a tennis player scratching her botty and a bunch of dogs playing poker. Indeed, buying posters for your home or office is a bit passé these days, isn't it? Well no, not if they're Despair Posters.

    Created by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Inc., these hilariously sceptical, wonderfully witty lithographs (that's posh speak for posters) are adorned with five utterly demotivating designs accompanied by brilliantly demoralising words of wisdom. In fact, they're the perfect antidote to all the optimistic, thigh-slapping drivel currently doing the rounds. Click here to see all five designs.

    Despair Posters Ideal for perennial pessimists, underachievers and the unceasingly unsuccessful, each 24"x30" poster is printed on heavyweight, premium paper stock, and is just the thing to display wherever motivation might raise its foolishly jovial head. After all, there's no point plastering your walls with David Brent-style axioms if you don't believe that simple solutions can cure complex problems.

    Despite their relentlessly sarky tone, the accompanying photography on each Despair Poster is beautifully shot and incredibly eye-catching; in fact you could be mistaken for thinking the posters carried genuinely upbeat messages. Thankfully, just like real life, you'll be pleasantly disappointed.

    Great for grouches and malevolent wits, Despair Posters also make brilliant gifts for upbeat dimwits because they'll encourage them to keep speculative opinions to themselves by reminding them that life really does suck. Praise be, there is a cure for hope - and its name is the Despair Poster!

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    Designs:
    Despair Posters DESPAIR
    "It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."
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    Despair Posters POTENTIAL
    "Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up."
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    Despair Posters WISHES
    "When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. "
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    Despair Posters GOALS
    "It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. "
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    Despair Posters
    REGRET
    "It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough the pain only lasts a second. "
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    Dimensions:
    • Portrait posters - 24" x 30" / 61cm x 76.2cm
    • Landscape posters - 30" x 24" / 76.2cm x 61cm
    A word from the founder of Despair, Inc:
    Despair Posters "MOTIVATION. Psychology tells us it comes from within. Common sense tells us it can't be manufactured. Yet motivational books, posters and speeches are the heart of a multi-billion dollar industry. Why? Because people desperately want simple solutions to complex problems. And when desperation has disposable income, market opportunities abound. At Despair, Inc., we believe motivational products raise hopes only to dash them. Our posters feature some of our most depressing Demotivators® designs, so you can skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow. Enjoy! (As if that's really possible)."
    - E.L. Kersten, Ph.D., Despair, inc. COO & Founder.

     

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