Desktop Warfare Kits
Desktop Warfare Kits
Desktop Warfare Kits
Desktop Warfare Kits

Desktop Warfare Kits

That's not a catapult. THIS is a catapult!
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Desktop Trebuchet

Ballista


Those ancient types sure knew a thing or two about nasty weaponry. Battering rams, flails, walloping great battle axes; even today the thought of squaring up to one of these deadly bits of hardware is enough to make you wince. But for real ouch-that-hurts flinging power, history tells us that the mighty Trebuchet, Ballista and Catapult were in a class of their own.

Desktop Trebuchet

Trebuchet

So thank goodness these awesome projectile-chuckers are making a comeback in the form of our delightfully vindictive Desktop Warfare Kits. As you may have surmised, these build-em-yourself wooden weapons are not quite as devastating as their full-sized counterparts, but they're considerably more amusing as they can be used to fling soggy bits of squished-up tissue and other office detritus at annoying colleagues. Also, each smart masterpiece looks totally innocuous sitting by your computer - perfect for sneak attacks.

Desktop Trebuchet

NEW Catapult

Best of all you get to assemble your weapon of mass distraction, which makes scoring a direct hit even more satisfying. Consisting of various pre-cut, pre-drilled wooden components, slings, strings and other quality things, Desktop Warfare Kits are beautifully engineered scale models of genuine weapons used by ancient thugs in times gone by. Not that you'll be worrying about historical accuracy when you're preparing to unleash hell (well a few bits of chewing gum) on an unsuspecting workmate.

Desktop Warfare

Desktop Trebuchet

If you build it, they will run

Although they are blasts from the past, Desktop Warfare Kits are infinitely more effective than flipping gum with a ruler or boinging rubber bands at the boss. And in the infantile but never-ending intra-office arms race, effective weaponry is everything. So what are you waiting for? At our signal, hit Buy. Thou knoweth it maketh sense!
Desktop Trebuchet

Some assembly required

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    Description
    Desktop Trebuchet

    Ballista


    Those ancient types sure knew a thing or two about nasty weaponry. Battering rams, flails, walloping great battle axes; even today the thought of squaring up to one of these deadly bits of hardware is enough to make you wince. But for real ouch-that-hurts flinging power, history tells us that the mighty Trebuchet, Ballista and Catapult were in a class of their own.

    Desktop Trebuchet

    Trebuchet

    So thank goodness these awesome projectile-chuckers are making a comeback in the form of our delightfully vindictive Desktop Warfare Kits. As you may have surmised, these build-em-yourself wooden weapons are not quite as devastating as their full-sized counterparts, but they're considerably more amusing as they can be used to fling soggy bits of squished-up tissue and other office detritus at annoying colleagues. Also, each smart masterpiece looks totally innocuous sitting by your computer - perfect for sneak attacks.

    Desktop Trebuchet

    NEW Catapult

    Best of all you get to assemble your weapon of mass distraction, which makes scoring a direct hit even more satisfying. Consisting of various pre-cut, pre-drilled wooden components, slings, strings and other quality things, Desktop Warfare Kits are beautifully engineered scale models of genuine weapons used by ancient thugs in times gone by. Not that you'll be worrying about historical accuracy when you're preparing to unleash hell (well a few bits of chewing gum) on an unsuspecting workmate.

    Desktop Warfare

    Desktop Trebuchet

    If you build it, they will run

    Although they are blasts from the past, Desktop Warfare Kits are infinitely more effective than flipping gum with a ruler or boinging rubber bands at the boss. And in the infantile but never-ending intra-office arms race, effective weaponry is everything. So what are you waiting for? At our signal, hit Buy. Thou knoweth it maketh sense!
    Desktop Trebuchet

    Some assembly required

     

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    Please Note:
    • For ages 8+
    • Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts
    • Assembly required
    • Glue is not included with the Ballista or Catapult
    Trebuchet Contents:
    • Over 40 pre-cut & pre-drilled wooden components
    • Glue
    • Fabric catapult
    • Ammunition (plasticene)
    • Detailed instruction manual
    Ballista Contents:
    • Over 30 pre-cut & pre-drilled wooden components
    • Tendons and bow-string
    • 2 Wooden missiles with safety tip
    • Detailed instruction manual
    Catapult Contents:
    • Over 15 pre-cut & pre-drilled wooden components
    • Catapult launcher
    • Ammunition (plasticene)
    • Detailed instruction manual
    Dimensions:
    • Trebuchet approximately 34cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D) when assembled
    • Ballista approximately 30cm(W) x 23cm(H) x 30cm(D) when assembled
    • Catapult approximately 25cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 14cm(D) when assembled

     

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