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Desktop Commando
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Desktop Commando

I'll give you a war you won't believe!

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    Desktop Commando

    Live for nothing... Or die for something.

    Rambo is retired, so why not protect your desk from nosy insurgents with this motion-sensitive commando. The second he ‘spots’ enemy snoopers he’ll issue several verbal warnings before letting rip with his working bazooka. He’ll even sew up his own wounds, take out entire divisions with his bare hands and deliver laughable right wing diatribes. Maybe.

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