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Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery

Cynical Stationery

Pessimistic pads

Inspirational shit I'll ignore
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
    In Stock£10.99$13.99€12.99 £5.99$7.99€6.99
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Inspirational shit I'll ignore
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Love it as much as we do?
  • Somewhere to write all that impressive shit you'll never see through
  • Three blunt and sarcastic varieties to choose from
  • Lined pages (squared is for people who 'think' they're more creative)
  • Each one comes with a matching pen


Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It's nice to at least feel like you're being smart and organised – even if you're just sort-of writing stuff down and never looking at it again...

Sound familiar? Our Cynical Stationery note pads are available in three colourful varieties to suit your own personal imperfections and general negative outlook on life:

  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams
  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
Each pad features 80 lined pages and comes with a matching retractable pen for you to click quizzically during important meetings.

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13 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "A passive aggressive message to the boss. Bold colours, to warn your irritating colleague that you're probably poisonous. Good stuff."
    - 27th of February, 2019
  • "Bought for a friend for his birthday. He loved it, everyone thought it was hilarious. The pen is a nice addition too."
    - 14th of February, 2019
  • "Gift for my colleague who loved it "
    - 12th of February, 2019
  • "Great notebook, disappointingly accurate statements on the front that resonate with just about everyone who once upon a time had dreams..."
    - 5th of December, 2018
  • "Funny and great quality! "
    Jo - 1st of August, 2018