Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery
  • Cynical Stationery

Cynical Stationery

Pessimistic pads

  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
    In Stock£10.99$14.39€12.29
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
    In Stock£10.99$14.39€12.29
  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams
    In Stock£10.99$14.39€12.29
Love it as much as we do?
  • Somewhere to write all that impressive shit you'll never see through
  • Three blunt and sarcastic varieties to choose from
  • Lined pages (squared is for people who 'think' they're more creative)
  • Each one comes with a matching pen

Description

Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It's nice to at least feel like you're being smart and organised – even if you're just sort-of writing stuff down and never looking at it again...

Sound familiar? Our Cynical Stationery note pads are available in three colourful varieties to suit your own personal imperfections and general negative outlook on life:

  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams
  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
Each pad features 80 lined pages and comes with a matching retractable pen for you to click quizzically during important meetings.

More detail and specification

9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Funny and great quality! "
    Jo - 1st of August, 2018
  • "Perfect for work "
    Cathryn - 18th of June, 2018
  • "Perfect for that cynical friend that we all have"
    Susan - 25th of May, 2018
  • "The perfect gift for that special someone who's next birthday comes with the realisation that their best years are behind them."
    Rick - 9th of January, 2018
  • "Wanted my friend to know that her dreams are unattainable. Hope she got the message. Definitely recommend it!"
    Julia - 28th of December, 2017

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