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Cynical Stationery

Pessimistic pads

  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
    In Stock£10.99$14.79€12.49
  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams
    In Stock£10.99$14.79€12.49
  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
    Pre-order£10.99$14.79€12.49
It's new, exclusive and it's a Firebox Original! 😱
  • Somewhere to write all that impressive shit you'll never see through
  • Three blunt and sarcastic varieties to choose from
  • Lined pages (squared is for people who 'think' they're more creative)
  • Each one comes with a matching pen
Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It's nice to at least feel like you're being smart and organised – even if you're just sort-of writing stuff down and never looking at it again...

Sound familiar? Our Cynical Stationery note pads are available in three colourful varieties to suit your own personal imperfections and general negative outlook on life:

  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams
  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
Each pad features 80 lined pages and comes with a matching retractable pen for you to click quizzically during important meetings.

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