Release all your tightly-coiled angst onto the smooth pages of our Cynical Stationery Notebook Trio.
Featuring sentiments fit for the most jaded office drone to the edgiest teen in deceptively cheerful chromatic typography, including:
Things that are slowly crushing my soul
Reasons I’m dead inside
Doodles I drew instead of taking meeting notes
They aren’t ruled and they certainly aren’t gridded, so you can do whatever the hell you want to them. Who are we to tell you what to do with your notebooks? You’re too cool to follow the rules anyway.