Chocolate Toilet Rolls
  • Chocolate Toilet Rolls
  • Chocolate Toilet Rolls
  • Chocolate Toilet Rolls
  • Chocolate Toilet Rolls

Chocolate Toilet Rolls

Not your bog standard chocolate

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Chocolate Toilet Rolls
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  • The perfect cheeky gift to perk someone up while in isolation
  • Handmade from a blend of white and milk Belgian chocolate
  • Arguably more useful than a chocolate teapot right now
  • Food rations AND toilet roll. Two quarantine essentials in one! Sort of
  • Comes in a twin pack so you can share/pig out
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


Okay, so it goes 1 ply, 2 ply, 3 ply, and then solid Belgian chocolate, right? Pretty sure that's the scale.

When life throws you a global pandemic, sometimes you just have to roll with it. If, like the rest of the world you've been hunting far and wide for some toilet roll – the search is finally over.

Our twin-pack of Chocolate Toilet Rolls is the ideal cheeky gift to perk someone up during self-isolation; nothing quite like gourmet chocolate to wipe that frown away. It's handmade by artisan (arse-isan? fartisan?) chocolatiers and delivered straight to your door!
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "These were a gift and they definitely got some laughs! I would absolutely recommend Firebox as the delivery was fast and the product great!"
    - 20th of June, 2020
  • "I liked this product as the chocolate was tasty. I also like how it’s a chocolate toilet roll for a chocolate starfish!"
    - 5th of June, 2020
  • "Surprisingly substantial"
    - 2nd of June, 2020
  • "third one I have sent to someone! love it!!!"
    - 30th of May, 2020
  • "Genius, loved these. I gave one to my son,who laughed his head off, not literally. gave one to my daughter, who will eat anything choccy."
    - 20th of May, 2020