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Chocolate Teapot
  • Chocolate Teapot
  • Chocolate Teapot
  • Chocolate Teapot
  • Chocolate Teapot

Chocolate Teapot

More useful than 'they' say..

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  • Life-size, working chocolate teapot
  • Drink, dip, fondue and eat
  • More useful than an ashtray on a motorbike, a waterproof teabag, a glass hammer or mudflaps on a tortoise


Hahahahahah, as much use as a Chocolate Teapot. Hahahhaahah. Great gag.

Well get ready to have your tiny little mind blown as we've turned the world on it's head and made the useless - useful!

And tasty.

Handmade in Britain, from quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa solids) this 600g teapot turns old wisdom on it's stupid old head.

Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour.

Add more water to create a retro chocolate fondue inside. Dip any of your favourite grub; banana, strawberries, sausages or marshmallows etc into the creamy chocolate fondue and enjoy the chocolate covered scrumptiousness.

When finished, simply break up the teapot and eat it. Who's useless now eh?!

Return information:

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "It looks amazing! The pictures do it every justice. I was a little dubious about its transit, but it made it in one piece! Bravo firebox!!!!"
    Matthew - 24th of January, 2018
  • "Truly useless and extremely delicious. Good size and quality chocolate."
    David - 13th of December, 2016
  • "I was nervous that it would be fragile and break in transit but it was packed so well it arrived in one piece! Thanks Firebox!"
    Rebecca - 28th of October, 2016
  • "It looks lovely."
    Jane - 23rd of March, 2016
  • "Bought as a gift. Would definitely buy another. Looks amazing."
    Carole - 23rd of March, 2016