Chocolate Teapot

More useful than 'they' say..
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£24.99
4 reviews
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Life-size, working chocolate teapot
Drink, dip, fondue and eat
More useful than an ashtray on a motorbike, a waterproof teabag, a glass hammer or mudflaps on a tortoise
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Key features

  • Life-size, working chocolate teapot
  • Drink, dip, fondue and eat
  • More useful than an ashtray on a motorbike, a waterproof teabag, a glass hammer or mudflaps on a tortoise
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4 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Carole - 23rd of March, 2016
Bought as a gift. Would definitely buy another. Looks amazing.
by Jane - 23rd of March, 2016
It looks lovely.
525 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
Hahahahahah, as much use as a Chocolate Teapot. Hahahhaahah. Great gag.

Well get ready to have your tiny little mind blown as we've turned the world on it's head and made the useless - useful!

And tasty.

Handmade in Britain, from quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa solids) this 600g teapot turns old wisdom on it's stupid old head.

Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour.

Add more water to create a retro chocolate fondue inside. Dip any of your favourite grub; banana, strawberries, sausages or marshmallows etc into the creamy chocolate fondue and enjoy the chocolate covered scrumptiousness.

When finished, simply break up the teapot and eat it. Who's useless now eh?!

Eh????

 

More info
Product Features:
  • Life-size, working chocolate teapot
  • 600g Chocolate (58% cocoa solids)
  • Made in Britain
  • Ingredients: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), vanilla essence, shellac E904
Please Note:
  • Ingredients: cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), vanilla extract, glazing agent (shellac)
  • Dark chocolate contains minimum 58% cocoa solids
  • For allergens see ingredients in bold
  • May contain traces of milk and nuts
  • Gluten free
  • The product shelf life is 18 months from date of manufacture (you'll scoff it by then)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
This product is suitable for vegetarians.
Customer reviews
"Truly useless and extremely delicious. Good size and quality chocolate."
David - 13th of December, 2016
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