Hahahahahah, as much use as a Chocolate Teapot. Hahahhaahah. Great gag.
Well get ready to have your tiny little mind blown as we've turned the world on it's head and made the useless - useful!
Handmade in Britain, from quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa solids) this 600g teapot turns old wisdom on it's stupid old head.
Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour.
Add more water to create a retro chocolate fondue inside. Dip any of your favourite grub; banana, strawberries, sausages or marshmallows etc into the creamy chocolate fondue and enjoy the chocolate covered scrumptiousness.
When finished, simply break up the teapot and eat it. Who's useless now eh?!