The Chocolate Starfish. On the one hand it represents everyone's favourite piece of sexy anatomy – the balloon knot, the rusty sheriffs badge, the winking brown eye. On the other it's merely a loveable echinoderm made from luxurious Belgian white chocolate.
They can reproduce sexually or asexually, shed their limbs in self-defence and they eat and poop via the same marvellous orifice. We can't think of a more romantic sea creature to help convey your intimate (and deviant) sexual desires.
This forbidden delicacy is hand-painted and made from the finest Belgian white chocolate, using 100% pure cocoa butter, premium milk powders and a touch of pure Bourbon vanilla to give it a balanced creamy flavour – it's a damn sight more palatable than the real thing.