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Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish
Chocolate Starfish

Chocolate Starfish

From the bottom of the sea
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As crude or as innocent as you want it to be
Belgian white chocolate with a classy touch of bourbon vanilla
Hand-painted and bleached for your pleasure
Hot dog flavoured water sold separately
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
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Key features

  • As crude or as innocent as you want it to be
  • Belgian white chocolate with a classy touch of bourbon vanilla
  • Hand-painted and bleached for your pleasure
  • Hot dog flavoured water sold separately
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2 reviews
by Vicki - 28th of February, 2016
Absolutely beautiful - almost too nice to eat! (but eaten it will be!!!).
by E - 24th of June, 2016
Very good. Well made, looks great, tastes great. Will definitely get again!
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Description
The Chocolate Starfish. On the one hand it represents everyone's favourite piece of sexy anatomy – the balloon knot, the rusty sheriffs badge, the winking brown eye. On the other it's merely a loveable echinoderm made from luxurious Belgian white chocolate.

They can reproduce sexually or asexually, shed their limbs in self-defence and they eat and poop via the same marvellous orifice. We can't think of a more romantic sea creature to help convey your intimate (and deviant) sexual desires.

This forbidden delicacy is hand-painted and made from the finest Belgian white chocolate, using 100% pure cocoa butter, premium milk powders and a touch of pure Bourbon vanilla to give it a balanced creamy flavour – it's a damn sight more palatable than the real thing.

 

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Please Note:
  • Legs won't grow back once you've eaten them
  • May contain milk, soya, gluten, nuts & cereals (such is the well-rounded diet of a starfish)
  • Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight
  • Not suitable for vegetarians
Product Features:
  • It's a chocolate starfish!
  • Joyfully handmade and hand-painted by human beings
  • Made from the finest Belgian white chocolate
  • Uses 100% pure cocoa butter and premium milk powders
  • Touch of pure bourbon vanilla for a balanced creamy taste
  • Ingredients: Belgian white chocolate, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla. Surface Decoration: Shellac (solid 25%), Pharmaceutical grade alcohol (Industrial Methylated Spirits), Colours: E104, E124.
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 17.5cm(W) x 15.5cm(H) x 6.5cm(D)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"Very good. Well made, looks great, tastes great. Will definitely get again!"
E - 24th of June, 2016
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