We interrupt our regular broadcast to bring you this important update from the mighty Channel 4 News Team – led by everyone’s favourite classy TV anchorman.
A shipment of mugs has arrived at the Firebox HQ, direct from San Dee-ah-go (which, for our non-German speaking customers, of course means 'a whale’s vagina')* and we love them more than a certain TV weatherman loves other household objects. Honestly, they’re kind of a big deal
Fill your Channel 4 News Team Mug
with scotchy scotch scotch and attempt to wash down a whole wheel of cheese, or drown your sorrows after being told you look like a blueberry with bad hair. Even milk isn’t a bad choice, weather permitting of course. With this mug you can just drink it in, because it always goes down smooth
Featuring a very familiar News Team’s logo
on both sides, this high-quality ceramic mug
also comes with a cheeky message on the base. It’s a bit rude and may make you slightly unpopular with people from southern California, but they shouldn't even be mad, in fact, they should be impressed.
Maybe you’re a beautiful, ambitious up-and-coming journalist, or just a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Either way, the bottom line is this: whether you’re out yogging; enjoying a little afternoon delight or even wielding a trident in brutal street-combat, you want this mug in your life
Aside from two tickets to the gun show, or a virtuoso yazz flute performance this is the simplest way to stay classy… wherever you are.
*Neither of these are true – the mugs are made in China, and San Dee-ah-go (San Diego) really means Saint Diego in Spanish.