It even has a bottle opener!
Cans. You love ‘em when they’re full but hate ‘em when they’re empty. So go on, flatten the metallic menaces with this highly satisfying crusher. Ideal for enviro-mentalists but even better for sadistic fizz fans who think stomping is too wimpy. “Are you gonna talk? Okay, Knuckles, let him have it.” Cruuuuuunch! That’ll teach ‘em not to take up all the room in your recycling bin!