Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea

Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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  • A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
  • Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
  • Sure to calm you the fuck down
  • Approximately 50 cups worth
  • #eatclean

Description

Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

Return information:

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21 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Calmed me the f*CK down!"
    - 23rd of September, 2019
  • "I actually feel relaxed AF after drinking this tea!"
    - 7th of June, 2019
  • "Great value! You should write all ingredients, the person I gave this tea is not a fan of cinnamon ;). Other than that - sweet!"
    - 4th of January, 2019
  • "This tea does exactly what it says on the tin. No longer am I stressed or uptight. Now I run through life like a Labrador with toilet paper."
    - 7th of December, 2018
  • "It is great. It is not a tasteless tea like most you get out of shops. Plus the packaging is funny as heck!"
    - 19th of November, 2018

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