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Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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Expected in stock: 23rd Nov, 2017

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Calm the F*ck Down Tea
£9.99
This is only available at Firebox!
  • A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
  • Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
  • Sure to calm you the fuck down
  • Approximately 50 cups worth
  • #eatclean
Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

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7 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Hilarious box and the tea is actually very good."
    Leslie - 1st of May, 2017
  • "Bought this for my boss... She calmed the fuck down as soon as she got it :-)"
    Evie Lees - 13th of February, 2017
  • "Love this tea 💜"
    Lisa Marie - 25th of January, 2017
  • "Excellent! Bought it for the tin but I'm sure the tea will calm me the F*** down!"
    Carole - 18th of January, 2017
  • "Smaller than expected but I did calm the F down!"
    Jade - 7th of December, 2016

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