Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
Sure to calm you the fuck down
Approximately 50 cups worth
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.


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Product Features:
  • Caffeine free. Store in a cool dry place
  • Brewing Recommendations: We recommend using one heaped teaspoon per two hundred and fifty milliliters of water. Allow to steep for three to seven minutes. We do not recommend using milk and sugar. It’s far fucking nicer without.
  • Ingredients: Rooibos, Camomile, Linden + Passion flower petals, Lemon balm + Lemon Verbena leaves, Anise, Cinnamon, Orange pieces, Oat Straw, Hops
  • Measures approximately 7cm(W) x 7cm(H) x 10cm(D)

Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"Hilarious box and the tea is actually very good."
Leslie - 1st of May, 2017
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