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Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  • Calm the F*ck Down Tea

Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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  • A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
  • Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
  • Sure to calm you the fuck down
  • Approximately 50 cups worth
  • #eatclean


Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

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17 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "It is great. It is not a tasteless tea like most you get out of shops. Plus the packaging is funny as heck!"
    - 19th of November, 2018
  • "It smells good and tastes great. The leaves are sometimes a bit too small, which means they could slide through the mesh of the metal sieve "
    Kay - 15th of October, 2018
  • "the perfect gift for my best buddy"
    Emma - 26th of May, 2018
  • "A little smaller than I expected, but otherwise great. "
    Klara - 21st of May, 2018
  • "Very creative"
    Juliana - 12th of March, 2018