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Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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Calm the F*ck Down Tea
£9.99
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  • A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
  • Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
  • Sure to calm you the fuck down
  • Approximately 50 cups worth
  • #eatclean
Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

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12 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "My sister who absolutely needs to calm the f*** down loved it!"
    Dominic - 17th of January, 2018
  • "Smells incredible and is a perfect present for that stressy person in your life.....if they can take a joke!"
    Samuel - 3rd of January, 2018
  • "Tins are really cool. Tea is interesting and fun, great to try with other tea lovers"
    John - 14th of December, 2017
  • "Boughts as gift for friends. Great gift idea"
    Tracy - 14th of December, 2017
  • "Bought as a gift - recipient found it hilarious and loved the idea."
    Emma - 7th of December, 2017

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