Mega-sized 10 pack also available
Who likes to party? We like to party
But for some reason we always seem to wake up feeling rubbish
. We’re thirsty, have a banging headache, noises above a whisper physically hurt and the merest hint of sunlight burns our eyes. Also, we seem to have stolen a bunch of road signs and there’s a promotional golf cart parked in the garden.
Apparently it’s what scientists call a ‘hang-over’
and afflicts pretty much anyone who drinks alcohol. Sadly, science is yet to come up with an explanation or a cure, leaving us to struggle through this terrible and mysterious affliction on our own.
1. Apply patch to hairless area 30 minutes before
Party Time drinking responsibly | ||
2. Party likes it's...
PARTY RESPONSIBLE DRINKING TIME! | ||
3. Wear for at least 8 hours after drinking and drink lots of water
4. Remove patch and celebrate the
lack of any potential of a slightly lessened hangover
At least, until the Bytox™ Hangover Prevention Patch
arrived. Infused with a powerful blend of vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants, just drink plenty of H20 and you’ll start recovering lots of the good stuff
you lost while drinking (probably not your car keys though), meaning a faster recovery time.
Now all we need’s a bacon sandwich and we’re good to go.
Please remember that results will vary
(just like with a bacon sandwich). If you really don't want a hangover, don't consume alcohol.