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Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch
  • Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

Patch yourself up

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    Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

    Mega-sized 10 pack also available

    Who likes to party? We like to party.

    But for some reason we always seem to wake up feeling rubbish. We’re thirsty, have a banging headache, noises above a whisper physically hurt and the merest hint of sunlight burns our eyes. Also, we seem to have stolen a bunch of road signs and there’s a promotional golf cart parked in the garden.

    Apparently it’s what scientists call a ‘hang-over’ and afflicts pretty much anyone who drinks alcohol. Sadly, science is yet to come up with an explanation or a cure, leaving us to struggle through this terrible and mysterious affliction on our own.

    Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

    1. Apply patch to hairless area 30 minutes before Party Time drinking responsibly

    Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

    2. Party likes it's...
    PARTY RESPONSIBLE DRINKING TIME!

    Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

    3. Wear for at least 8 hours after drinking and drink lots of water

    Bytox Hangover Prevention Patch

    4. Remove patch and celebrate the lack of any potential of a slightly lessened hangover

    At least, until the Bytox™ Hangover Prevention Patch arrived. Infused with a powerful blend of vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants, just drink plenty of H20 and you’ll start recovering lots of the good stuff you lost while drinking (probably not your car keys though), meaning a faster recovery time.

    Now all we need’s a bacon sandwich and we’re good to go.

    Please remember that results will vary (just like with a bacon sandwich). If you really don't want a hangover, don't consume alcohol.
    Return information:

    Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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