Would you rather eat a normal egg, or an egg that’s also a brave intergalactic space ranger who can speak Spanish? That’s what we thought.
When there seems to be no sign of intelligent life a fun breakfast anywhere, turn your boring egg into the leader of Star Command and finally defeat Emperor Zurg (Zur-egg?) once and for all.
And, of course, an outta-this-world egg deserves novelty toast, too. Press the included stamper into your bread before it takes a voyage in the toaster, when it pops back out it’ll bare the crest of Star Command! Much better than a lame cowboy badge.
If you don’t think a Buzz Lightyear egg is the coolest thing to happen to breakfast since our Spreadable Pornstar Martini, then you’re a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.