Are you bored of playing that Jazz flute solo? Is tonight the night you want to be Co-people instead of Co-workers? Perhaps you're going to be entertaining a band of smelly pirate hookers on Whore Island. Or maybe you're just grabbing some afternoon delight
and have simply extended a cordial invitation to the pants party.
You're wearing the right cologne
and you've introduced James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater, but before the ladies meet the Octagon you're going to need to get yourself some protection.
Hand-picked and fresh out of Brian Fantana's world famous Condom Cabinet
comes two absolute bedside staples for those times when it's not "just the pleats" in your pants.
So don't just take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never call them again. Make sure you're prepared. Sheath your mighty steed inside the Hooded Guest
or the Rigid Ghost
and take them to Pleasure Town.