Bowl your dinner guests over with this hilarious colander
They’ll feel drained of energy after laughing so hard
One size fits all. Don’t uninvite Pete because of his weird head size
Wear it on your noggin or to give your veg a floggin’
It’s time to up your culinary etiquette and add a dash of class to your utensil collection.
The notorious bowler hat trend was first started by fashion icon Fred, a flour gardener for Homepride. Other lesser knowns were quick to catch on, Kate Moss, the entire business district of London, a Superman villain and some bloke called Charlie Chaplin - who apparently made very very quiet films.
This so-called ‘silent film era’ was one of arresting beauty. Now you can add a little bit of that glamour to your veg preparation. Get your besties over for a night of entertainment. Drain a few peas then impress with a few hat tricks. If you’re looking to really wow, prepare some title cards and only communicate through mime and muted gestures. Come dine with me gold.