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Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer
Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer
Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer
Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer

Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer

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Bottoms up, noses down
Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated beer for canines
A 96% palatability approval rate from the fussiest doggies
Not to be confused with Brewdog
'We can't go for a walk until you finish your beer'
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
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Key features

  • Bottoms up, noses down
  • Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated beer for canines
  • A 96% palatability approval rate from the fussiest doggies
  • Not to be confused with Brewdog
  • 'We can't go for a walk until you finish your beer'
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
A man's best friend? A dog you say? Afraid you're barking up the wrong tree – a man's best friend is beer. The improved confidence, the lowered inhibitions, it makes you funnier AND more attractive. We've cruelly deprived our canine companions of this wondrous beverage... until now.

Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer is a beer for your dog and it's destined to make their lives better; raising their status in the pack and drastically improving their chances with the opposite sex. The brew contains Dandelion & Burdock along with an array of other herbs to endow your pooch with a delectably-scented sphincter. All the other dogs will either be chasing after that arse or wishing that they possessed such a fragrant rump.

You see, Dogs noses, as well as being all wet and squidgy, are highly sensitive – so when they sniff another dog's butt they're able detect their emotional status, gender and diet. Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer might just be the elixir of dutch courage they need. Just to be clear – it's non-alcoholic, however just like human beer, Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer is a treat, a TREAT. So we recommend 1 a day for good measure.

Bottoms up, noses down and let the doggies get talking.

 

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Please Note:
  • Never serve hot or too chilled
  • Not suitable for dogs under 4 months – their delicate digestive tract will suffer and so will you
  • Like human beer it's a treat for your companion
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Product Features:
  • 4 x pack
  • Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated
  • Contains dandelion and burdock
  • Comes in 4 x 330ml bottles
  • Can be drank on its own or mixed with their favourite food
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 6cm(W) x 24cm(H) x 6cm(D)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.