We don’t sell the Bodily Candles anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Do they belong in a museum? Are they naked and heavily-deformed members of a travelling freak show? Or perhaps the result of some brutal experiment involving Sloth from 'The Goonies'? We'll let you make up your own mind but we call them Bodily Candles.

As each of them burns, one grimaces and the other just suffers in silence, but this is no reason for you to feel sad – think of it as though you're sending them off to a better place where they will no longer be mocked for their sinister physical appearance.

Meticulously hand crafted and highly detailed, they may be utterly freakish but these curious prosthetic ornaments still possess an unexplainable charm and make a refreshing change from your average twee candle.

Product info

Do they belong in a museum? Are they naked and heavily-deformed members of a travelling freak show? Or perhaps the result of some brutal experiment involving Sloth from 'The Goonies'? We'll let you make up your own mind but we call them Bodily Candles.

As each of them burns, one grimaces and the other just suffers in silence, but this is no reason for you to feel sad – think of it as though you're sending them off to a better place where they will no longer be mocked for their sinister physical appearance.

Meticulously hand crafted and highly detailed, they may be utterly freakish but these curious prosthetic ornaments still possess an unexplainable charm and make a refreshing change from your average twee candle.