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Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons
Blunt Balloons

Blunt Balloons

Sack of Wit
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This pack of balloons suitably covers all of life's significant moments
Contains 12 insensitive inflatables
Give your bags of breath a little oomph
Fill them with helium or just your own stinking chalcogens
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
Product info

Key features

  • This pack of balloons suitably covers all of life's significant moments
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables
  • Give your bags of breath a little oomph
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking chalcogens
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7 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Tee - 19th of December, 2015
These are gonna make Grans 100th birthday epic!
by Sarah - 18th of January, 2016
Very funny, good fun.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
Birthday left you feeling a little deflated? You've inched another year closer to death and you're not feeling too grand about it. Or perhaps you've just been to THE most boring Christening of all time ever and you have an inkling that baby wasn't even interested in the £5 M&S voucher you gave it.

Next time, why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion and that rude, ungrateful baby with these thoroughly Blunt Balloons.

Sure to add a solid dose of hilarity to even the dullest of celebrations, be it nan's dead-out 70th, your pal's 'congratulations on the new job that I'm impeccably jealous of' bash or the office's particularly abysmal Christmas party. It's always nice to say it like it is.

 

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Please Note:
  • Suitable for ages 8+ seeing as they're a choking hazard
Product Features:
  • 4x -THIS PARTY SUCKS
  • 4x - HOW OLD?!
  • 4x - HAPPY WHATEVER
  • Printed on both sides
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath
Dimensions:
  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Customer reviews
"Really great everyone loved them for decoration xD."
Bethany - 17th of August, 2016
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