Blunt Balloons
  • Blunt Balloons
  • Blunt Balloons
  • Blunt Balloons

Blunt Balloons

Sack of Wit

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  • This pack of balloons suitably covers all of life's significant moments
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables
  • Give your bags of breath a little oomph
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking chalcogens


Birthday left you feeling a little deflated? You've inched another year closer to death and you're not feeling too grand about it. Or perhaps you've just been to THE most boring Christening of all time ever and you have an inkling that baby wasn't even interested in the £5 M&S voucher you gave it.

Next time, why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion and that rude, ungrateful baby with these thoroughly Blunt Balloons.

Sure to add a solid dose of hilarity to even the dullest of celebrations, be it nan's dead-out 70th, your pal's 'congratulations on the new job that I'm impeccably jealous of' bash or the office's particularly abysmal Christmas party. It's always nice to say it like it is.

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7 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Really great everyone loved them for decoration xD."
    Bethany - 17th of August, 2016
  • "Great ballooons! Perfectly insulting."
    Jerri - 20th of May, 2016
  • "These balloons are great! Hilarious addition to my husband's 30th birthday party. "
    Jena - 7th of April, 2016
  • "Wonderful. "
    Sally - 6th of April, 2016
  • "Great quality balloons, very funny, everybody loved them."
    Gonzalo - 28th of January, 2016