"Rise and Grind" "Morning sunshine!" "Every day is an adventure!" Piss off!
Cutesy bullshit like that is the last thing you need in the morning when you’re pre-caffeine, sardine’d into a packed commuter train and otherwise perpetually knackered.
Wang your precious java fix into this Black Like My Soul travel mug. It’s got a handy plastic screw top - none of that wobbly rubber rubbish that smells weird and never quite attaches properly, leaving you unintentionally dribbling all over yourself.
Speaking of rubber, however, the snazzy rubber sleeve keeps your hands burn-free and is reversible just in case you feel like dialling down the edginess for an important meeting.
Give the twee tube tossers what for. Of course, we assume you’ll be popping your hardcore daily double espresso in there, but we won’t tell anyone if a soy raspberry white chocolate iced mocha with whipped cream happens to sneak in instead. 😉