Black Like My Soul Coffee
  • Black Like My Soul Coffee
  • Black Like My Soul Coffee
  • Black Like My Soul Coffee

Black Like My Soul Coffee

Once you go black...

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  • Black as your soul, rich as your many boyfriends
  • Naturally processed Vietnamese robusta coffee
  • A full bodied blend that doesn’t mess around
  • Laced with rich cocoa flavour for a chocolatey aftertaste
  • Basically a mocha for goths hardcore coffee snobs


Ah, coffee. Like many things in life, it’s best when black and strong. And you’ll be hard (French-)pressed to find anything stronger and blacker than this. Aside from your soul, obvs.

Save ‘em the trip to Starbucks with this stunning blend of Vietnamese robusta coffee. Every sip is full bodied, laced with subtle lashings of rich cocoa flavours - and the aftertaste is out of this world. Just the right balance of sophisticated and sweet. Because no matter how dark your soul might be, we know you’re a bit of a sweetheart too.

Our recommendation: drink it black, of course. But we won’t tell if you add a splash of frothed up milk.
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9 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "What a perfect coffee this keeps me going at least 3 times longer than normal coffee and smells amazing "
    - 23rd of August, 2019
  • "I felt it smelt like ass hubby said no smells like coffee but its a lovely ass smelling coffee or maybe I'm coming down with a cold??"
    - 20th of March, 2019
  • "Bought for my Husband as he LOVES black coffee, he loves it! It’s his new favourite coffee! "
    - 20th of March, 2019
  • "Bought this as a gift for my edgy, coffee-loving friend. Cool package AND great flavour!! "
    - 13th of March, 2019
  • "It is as black as my soul - that’s pretty black! Nice coffee"
    - 30th of January, 2019