Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka
  • Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka
  • Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka
  • Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka

Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka

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  • The World's only pure milk vodka
  • Reassuringly British, made in the West Dorset countryside
  • Sweet creamy taste with subtle hints of vanilla and cinnamon
  • Say 'bullocks' to regular Russian fire-water


Haven't you herd? Cow's milk and vodka, they were just made for each udder.

Forged in the very heart of the West Dorset countryside, Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka is the world's only pure milk vodka. With a warming, sweet and creamy taste, laced with subtle notes of vanilla and cinnamon it's nothing like that throat-scorching Russian potato juice.

Imagine the old nursery rhyme; except Little Miss Muffet turns the curds into award winning cheeses and ferments the whey into a milk beer which is then distilled, specially blended and triple-filtered into a deliciously unique vodka.
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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Smooth all the way through with beautiful hints of vanilla, best served neat with ice. A truly brilliant experience."
    Robert - 29th of June, 2016
  • "Lovely drink!"
    Rajeev - 22nd of June, 2016
  • "Got it for my wife who loves a drink and this went down very nicely."
    Tommy - 5th of December, 2015
  • "Very nice smooth taste."
    Chris - 15th of October, 2015
  • "Smooth like milk from a cow!"
    Michael - 10th of February, 2015