Few people can stroll into the middle of a movie and casually make off with the entire scene. But in the Big Lebowski there’s a man… there’s a man… well heck. We lost our train of thought.
Oh yes – we were talking about John Turturro’s scene-stealing, scenery-chewing turn as the Dude’s snake-hipped bowling rival, Jesus Quintana
(aka “The Jesus”). In just a few short lines he goes from least-notable to most-quotable; and he’s not even important to the plot! Well, if you can forgive his distinctly shady past and penchant for purple, this bowling ball-licking dynamo can now be yours, in the form of the Big Lebowski Talking Jesus Action Figure
Speaker on the base
Standing approximately 8” tall
, this exquisitely detailed figure will spout seven of his well-known catchphrases – most of which are so rich with expletives we don’t have enough asterisks to include them here. With real cloth outfit, movie-accurate accessories and various points of articulation, he’s a must-have for any Lebowski fan – and makes a terrifying bowling mascot.