Whether you're a washed up detective with a dreadful ponytail and a soft, whistling voice or just a fan of the seminal HBO series – you need the Big Hug Mug sat proudly on your desk.
It looks the spitting image of the mug used in True Detective, complete with retro bubble lettering, and it's perfect for sipping hot drinks as you trawl through your old case notes.
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You can also use it as an ash tray while you knock back an entire flask of whisky, drink a dozen Lone Star beers and make strange human figurines from the empty cans. The choice is yours.