Not got room for a Christmas tree in your dismally small rental flat? Join the club! Don’t bother with one of those dinky desk sized ones, just get these and make yourself the tree this year.
Forgo the waxy styling products and replace them with this set of 18 multi-coloured nano LED lights - but don’t worry, you don’t have to hang them individually. Each of the heat-less lights are suspended on a 90cm cable that clips onto your beard painlessly. Just like normal fairy lights, but miniature so they nestle comfortably in your face fuzz.
Trust us, you can’t even tell they’re there when they’re in, so unobtrusive. We tested them on our extensive range of hirsute staff members and they all agreed.
Even if you decide these aren’t your cup of tea, just know that (you’re wrong, but also) everyone here at Firebox wishes you a hairy Christmas.
Give these a miss when your beard hair is wet, or when outside during wet weather
A little bit of Buck’s Fizz won’t hurt, but don’t get hosed down with the stuff like you’re Lewis Hamilton