Beard Bouquet
  • Beard Bouquet
  • Beard Bouquet

Beard Bouquet

Flower power

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  • Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • An entire bouquet in your beard
  • 9 red roses to clip seamlessly into your face fuzz
  • Lasts longer and gets more attention than boring real flowers
  • Instant guaranteed pulling power


You stuffed your beard with fairy lights, tinsel and baubles at Christmas - how the hell are you going to top that for Valentine’s Day? She’s already seen what your facial fuzz can do. There’s only one solution. Beard Bouquet, obviously.

Clip these 9 beautiful blossoms into your majestic face fuzz and let them work their magic. We’ve selected super comfortable clips that won’t tug or pull, so wearing them all day is definitely an option if you decide it’s a look too good to save for your date.

One look at your flower stuffed facial hair and you’ll be enjoying her secret garden in no time. Well, best not gild the lily, we can’t promise THAT, but we can promise they will provide the perfect fertiliser for your blossoming romance. Who could resist a man with a face of beautiful, romantic roses? Only an idiot, that’s who.

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3 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Very good quality & looked really great in! The only thing that i would improve is the color of the clips, pretty visible in my black beard."
    - 1st of March, 2019
  • "Awesome and FUN😍"
    - 25th of February, 2019
  • "Great, very funny."
    - 22nd of February, 2019