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  • Battleshits
  • Battleshits
  • Battleshits
  • Battleshits


Shitting squitty

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  • Infantile toilet humour for all the family
  • Basically it’s battleships… but with shit
  • Everything about it is toilet themed
  • First to flush all of your opponent’s turds wins!
  • Not one for super mature boring people


This is a seriously shitty game. And what we mean by that is that this game completely revolves around shite. No, no, it’s a good game. It’s just poo themed. It’s battleships, with shit! Battleshits! Genius, really.

Position your turds and get ready for a flushing as your partner tries to guess where you’ve laid ‘em. Every aspect of the original classic game has been lovingly shittyfied - you even mark your picked off crap by studding it with little rubber flies! So thoughtful.

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13 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "I haven’t played this, but Pop found it a hilarious gift and throwback to his navy years !"
    - 11th of July, 2019
  • "Great novelty value and good laugh around name / interpretation. Real play would benefit from a sturdier tray rather than cardboard/ paper"
    - 5th of April, 2019
  • "Great little gift for teenage boys - raises a smile"
    - 25th of March, 2019
  • "Bought for Christmas for adult son - no complaints"
    - 23rd of January, 2019
  • "The finest version of this game that has been produced. We were particularly amused by the two opposing sides different coloured poops. Fun."
    - 22nd of January, 2019