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Banana Umbrella
Banana Umbrella
Banana Umbrella
Banana Umbrella

Banana Umbrella

Ripe as Rain
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Shelter from the elements beneath these potassium-rich parasols
A curved and colourful piece of fine folding fruit
Freshly picked from a plantation in Costa Rica
Sheathed inside a thick plastic peel to prevent bruising
The man from Del Monte, he say 'Yes!'
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Key features

  • Shelter from the elements beneath these potassium-rich parasols
  • A curved and colourful piece of fine folding fruit
  • Freshly picked from a plantation in Costa Rica
  • Sheathed inside a thick plastic peel to prevent bruising
  • The man from Del Monte, he say 'Yes!'
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4 reviews

Average: 4/5 stars

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by Katie - 5th of October, 2015
These were gifts for friends who quite literally squealled with delight and promptly wished for rain?
by William - 23rd of December, 2015
Very funny gift, and I have managed to get my fiancé to use it as the quality of the umbrella is so good.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
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Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
From the delectable Banana milkshake to the unsightly Banana hammock, Bananas have been the inspiration for so many ground-breaking inventions. But all of them pale into insignificance when you compare them to the mighty Banana Umbrella.

Looking just like the real thing, these curvaceous pieces of folding fruit are the perfect potassium-rich parasols to shield yourself from nature's watery wrath.

Fresh from the plantation and sheathed inside a thick plastic peel to prevent bruising and (banana) splits, it's time to just buy a bunch.

 

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Please Note:
  • Un-ripened umbrellas will not ripen over time
Product Features:
  • Shelter from the storm beneath this potassium-rich parasol
  • Beautiful curvaceous shape
  • Adorned with an "Umbanana" sticker
  • Comes packaged in a banana patterned box
  • Well-made canopy, unlikely to get a banana split
  • Over-ripened soft brown variant coming soon (maybe)
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 29cm(W) x 5cm(H) x 5cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Feels much better build than it looks, quality but looks a bit phallic."
Tom - 8th of December, 2016
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