We don’t sell the Banana Bunker anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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It’s time to give your ‘nana the pampering it’s long deserved. Banish bruises, squishes and splurges by concealing your banana within a protective sheath, more commonly known as a Banana Bunker. As the prophecy goes, ‘if you cover your Peter it will be much neater.’

Yes, you can now wang your ‘nana where you so wish. Thanks to the Banana Bunker, long gone are the days of having to think twice before slinging your precious fruits into backpacks, napsacks, briefcases and the like.

Here at Firebox, we like to make the most of what we’re given and strongly advocate the ‘size doesn’t matter’ proverb. You get what you're given and it's what you do with it that counts. The Banana Bunker is astonishingly accommodating - one size fits all. Should, however, an especially bountiful banana present itself, the ribbed nature of the bunker means it will expand to shelter even the largest of potassium shafts.

Which colour would you most like to pop your piece in? Yellow, green or pink? Make that decision and you’re ruddy away.

Product info

It’s time to give your ‘nana the pampering it’s long deserved. Banish bruises, squishes and splurges by concealing your banana within a protective sheath, more commonly known as a Banana Bunker. As the prophecy goes, ‘if you cover your Peter it will be much neater.’

Yes, you can now wang your ‘nana where you so wish. Thanks to the Banana Bunker, long gone are the days of having to think twice before slinging your precious fruits into backpacks, napsacks, briefcases and the like.

Here at Firebox, we like to make the most of what we’re given and strongly advocate the ‘size doesn’t matter’ proverb. You get what you're given and it's what you do with it that counts. The Banana Bunker is astonishingly accommodating - one size fits all. Should, however, an especially bountiful banana present itself, the ribbed nature of the bunker means it will expand to shelter even the largest of potassium shafts.

Which colour would you most like to pop your piece in? Yellow, green or pink? Make that decision and you’re ruddy away.