Step into a sultry smoke-filled boudoir. A worn-out white tiger rug sprawls out across the wooden floor whilst a lava lamp gently throbs and a dusty disco ball casts the room in an otherworldly incandescence. Voluptuous and scantily clad maidens are piled up and writhing in the middle of a large and slowly rotating heart-shaped bed. Stifled gasps of carnal pleasure fill the air as fists tighten and satin sheets are pulled taught in frenzied ecstasy. The door opens and the unmistakeable silhouette of a well-endowed gowned gentleman emerges. The sexual grooves of a slap bass play out...Balm Chicky Balm Balm.
Phew. It is the revival of these seductive and playful 70's vibes that have inspired this revolutionary and sexy new lip balm. This generous double-ender contains three times as much as your typical lippy and winds up and recoils just as you'd expect, but there's more to it than meets the eye!
The opposite end, known as the The Friend End™ has a flip cap which contains a separate stash of balm, just the right size for the finger of a borrowing companion. Everyone shares lip-balm now, it's as commonplace as offering out sticks of gum – so now you can share without jeopardising the sanctity of your luscious lips. Hygienic and germ free. Let them finger your other end and never taint your balm again!
Made from all natural ingredients and available in a veritable orgy of flavours, it's time to pucker up and let this deeply penetrating lip lubrication fuel your inner libido.