- Relieve the pressures of being a millenial
- Housing crisis who?
- Provides a mess-free way to squeeze your stress out
- Tough enough to withstand almost anything
- Not as tasty on toast as the real thing
What do you do when you’re stressed? A nice hot bath? An early night? Bottle of wine and a takeaway? Boring. Why not try pummeling the squidgy goodness out of a defenseless rubber avocado?
Squidge, smash, and squeeze your troubles away. Bash it against the wall. Throw it out of the window. Step on it. Bite it.
We’re so relaxed having played with this irresistibly bouncy fruit (yes, avocados are technically a fruit) that we can’t type full sentences. Compress. Crush. Pinch. Stretch. Feels good.
Just be sure to give it a reassuring stroke or cuddle at the end so the poor creamy thing knows it’s nothing personal.
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