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Ain't Got Time To Bleed
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  • Ain't Got Time To Bleed
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Ain't Got Time To Bleed

Hollywood post-mortem

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  • Medical reports on Hollywood's fallen action heroes
  • Find out how they'd really fare after their horrific injuries
  • Scientifically sound and medically accurate!
  • Reports on Commando, Road House, Die Hard and many more!
  • Each one accompanied by full-colour illustrations
  • From the author of 'How to survive a Sharknado'

Description

The best thing about Hollywood action movies? Obviously the glorious death scenes.

The sheer inventiveness of it all – the heavy weaponry, the stylised violence, the over-acting, the preposterous quantities of blood and gore.

Ain't Got Time To Bleed is a collection of medical reports on these brutal movie moments, including all the classics – Commando, Die Hard, Enter the Dragon, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Road House and many, many more.

100% medically accurate and scientifically sound; now you can find out how your favourite action heroes would have really fared after being shot, garotted or tossed off a building.

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