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- Medical reports on Hollywood's fallen action heroes
- Find out how they'd really fare after their horrific injuries
- Scientifically sound and medically accurate!
- Reports on Commando, Road House, Die Hard and many more!
- Each one accompanied by full-colour illustrations
- From the author of 'How to survive a Sharknado'
The best thing about Hollywood action movies? Obviously the glorious death scenes.
The sheer inventiveness of it all – the heavy weaponry, the stylised violence, the over-acting, the preposterous quantities of blood and gore.
Ain't Got Time To Bleed is a collection of medical reports on these brutal movie moments, including all the classics – Commando, Die Hard, Enter the Dragon, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Road House and many, many more.
100% medically accurate and scientifically sound; now you can find out how your favourite action heroes would have really fared after being shot, garotted or tossed off a building.
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